35 Memes for Springing into Spring

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    Working from home be like Guess who just became the cutest girl in the office?
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    feminist next door @emrazz I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand
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    This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins PETSMART
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    I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted "SHE'S A WITCH!" and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned like this for me
  • 05
    My life in one text: Today 10:55 AM Are you done being sassy No
  • 06
    Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful.
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    I don't know who needs this. But here's a baby Toucan:
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    Page Turner @_Page_Turner When you're able to be your unfiltered weird self around someone and they are not just okay with it but actually love it, that is just top tier. 11:07 AM 29 May 23 •
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    When the DM has to run both the BBEG and NPC helping the party during battle
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    Lho Brockhoff @LhoBrockhoff DnD where everything is the same but all touch based healing spells have to be carried out as forehead kisses
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    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    No one: Artificer at level 20: 3:58/12:57 Let's Build a Time Machine With Pickles and Sadness
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    L ned @theonlyned I only know these four seasons HILK CHOCOLATE Reese's PEANUT BUTTER Heart NET WT 1.2 OZ (34 g) MILK CHOCOLATE Reese's PEANUT BUTTER Egg 170 CALORIES PER PACK Reese's PEANUT BUTTER Pumpkins MILK CHOCOLATE & PEANUT BUTTER NET WT 1.2 OZ (34 g) 170 CALORIES PER 1 PACK NET WT 1.2 OZ (34 g) CHOCOLATE Reese's PEANUT BUTTER Tree NET WT 1.2 OZ (34 g) 8:40 PM 2023-07-10 3,490 Views • 12 Retweets 134 Likes 1 Bookmark 170 CALORIES PER PACK
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    When you ask someone to wake you up early and they actually wake you up early
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    anja @internetanja love when the washing machine gets to the angry part. let it out girl 3:32 AM 8/20/21 Twitter for iPhone • 8,978 Retweets 291 Quote Tweets 90.9K Likes
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    They sell us individualist philosophy Because we can't defeat them alone
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    anyone not wearing a primary Whoa! Who do we fight? Colour moonlust13: hunterbradley: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW. My tears
  • 18
    just thinking about this Barbie quote from Toy Story 3 Authority should derive from consent of the governed, not from threat of force NOW
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    Nate Usher @thenatewolf "Tell me the truth, am I out of touch with the common man?" I ask. "Maybe a little," says my butler. I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times. "Don't touch me without your gloves," I wheeze.
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    my body is a temple but its this one Nick Gas
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    Malcolm S. Ramsay @malcolmsramsay Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE Science: please just don't use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it's literally destroying your circadian rhythm Me: no
  • 22
    Stacy's Dark Queery Tales @DarkLiterata holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy 12:40 PM 12/13/22 Twitter Web App 16.7K Retweets 704 Quote Tweets 119K Likes
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    Smol Cat @OneSmolCat this is the coolest guy i've ever seen . 7:00 PM 8/6/22 Twitter Web App
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    kin @kinleynmoore this is how i would kiss my snail wife if i was a snail and married 2:18 AM 2023-04-23 316K Views 2,944 Retweets 122 Quotes 15.6K Likes 323 Bookmarks
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    Garloid @garloids Follow Just went number 3 X . 12:21 AM Oct 13, 2023
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    Pessimus Prime - Halloween edition @BigJDubz Witch: *stirring* eye of bat, tail of newt, pinto beans Me: ugh, not Hex-Mex again 12:51 PM - 2020-10-24 Twitter for Android • 77 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 344 Likes
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    mother bored @aliengrl33-16h me in a big tee shirt using my iphone as a flashlight in the middle of the night 80 1,796 17.3K lil 405K ↑
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    Every Resident Evil scientist memo Page 1: "I cross-bred a silverback gorilla with a preying mantis then gave it AK-47s for arms. Bob has been poking it with a stick non-stop for 80 hours now. Hopefully it doesn't escape." Page 2: "It escaped."
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    Ordinary @OrdinaryAlso i don't want to get up. i want to stay in bed until the day my grandson wins tickets to a chocolate factory
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    When you eat a chocolate chip cookie that's actually oatmeal raisin: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
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    What about side by side with a friend?
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    ima buy these and slowly walk after my cat
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    Ok, serious debate 1. 2.
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    yasmin @ycsm1n liv @_hiphoptalk how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test 10:42 PM 6/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 5:16 AM 2023-10-12 29.8K Views 349 Reposts 5 Quotes 1,742 Likes 34 Bookmarks

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